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Kazuki Snowsturm on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:05 pm

Okay, here's how it goes. I start with a part of a story, a sentence or two. A short part so it will become absurd very soon, and the next person posts another sentence or two. You can post whatever you want as long as it has a connection with what the previous user posted. No coming up with random posts and breaking the storyline and no getting to dead-ends!! Continue the story in a way and leave an opportunity for the next person to do so! Here I go:

Once upon a time, there was a shinny knight that rode his horse across the snowy mountains. The frostbitting cold iced his armor slowly and chilled his bones, but he whistled silently a melody to keep himself cheerful.

Maleena Fortuana on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:09 pm

Ooh, ohh! I love this game. Very Happy

My turn! o3o~

As the man whistled, there came upon him suddenly a light like no other he had ever seen before. From this light emerged a massive cat, which stared at him with coy yellow eyes and nodded to his tune.

Karkat Vantas on Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:49 pm

A more pedestrian audience would have parsed the exhibit as freakish and irrelevant, but not Triska, a perceiver of the truth like her knew what this meant. She, the one who had been staring at her magic reflecting device since ancient times, lightyears from there, waiting for that exact scene to be shown, "The Prophecy of the Heaviest One", the time had finally come...

Kazuki Snowsturm on Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:13 pm

Nice response, Karkat xD

As Triska stared omminously into the scene, the knight approached the cat that stood in his path. The eyes of the cat were both embelezzing and frightening and, yet, the knight persisted in his approach, dragged by respect and curiosity to the unique being.

Karkat Vantas on Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:38 pm

Suddenly, the cat closed its eyes and raised its right paw as fast as a Carpet Warrior would draw his or her most deadly Carpet to assassinate a Hope Thief, the knight looked up as the paw was going up and up hurriedly when a loud finger snap comming from the shadows turned the moonlight off...

Maleena Fortuana on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:29 pm

It was then that the warrior abruptly became very obese. Using his superpowers of obesity, he rolled over the cat and smushed it into the snow. But alas! He could not stop rolling, for he had been heading DOWN the mountain.

...I hope nobody gets offended by that. XD

Kazuki Snowsturm on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:38 pm

What the hell, Maleena? XDD HAH.

The prophecy of the heaviest one had become, indeed true, for the man had overcome the adversity. Triska appeared suddenly in front of the rolling, almighty, antrophomorphic boulder and, with a snap of her fingers, stopped the incoming threat. "Rise, warrior, and behold your mighty shape for thou hast achieved perfection."

Karkat Vantas on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:29 pm

"B-b-bluh blu-uh Blu-lu-lu uh-uh bluh" said the knight, who happened to only speak Bluhist as a consecuense of his morbid new appearence. This would be a problem for any perceiver of the truth but not for Triska, who knew what had to be done. She clapped his hands twice and the Knight exploded, but instead of flesh and bones, the air was infested with thousands of shiny butterflies happily flying in circles to the sky. "I am indeed a pretty good de-illusionist, shiny one" claimed Triska, who knew all along that the Knight had been hidding behind his own rock-shaped illusion.

Kazuki Snowsturm on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:14 am

The man smirked and look at Triska, helmet in hand and off his horse. Triska stared back at the man as his armor shone thanks to the rays of sunshine that landed over him. "One must do as one must do," he started, his voice tempered with experience and rich in color, "in order to protect oneself from the evil that may come."

Karkat Vantas on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:49 pm

It was almost 49 o'clock in the sparkrising meadow of DIsfauchsvez, the bypassing light-anemones started countering the light-flashes comming from the Magna Circuli Candenti, directing thousand of colors to the Knight's kaleidoscopic armor. The colorful and almost uncontemplatable act's improvability was certainly dreadful to the lady, especially after paradoxically hyperspace-traveling through a bunch of parallel universes, a feat pretty much impossible to understimate in the middle ages of a land of obscurantism and denial of observation, in which the most utterly greatest achievment was a single circle through the planet which happened to equal just about a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001*(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999^(-192283900129000203994401020111111))% of the distance Triska traveled.

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